"I don't want a niche – I want an empire!" – Michael Wex, Globe and Mail
In anticipation of Shavuos, my favorite Yiddish idiom this week is blaybn af der milkhiker bank, “to stay [be left] on the dairy bench.” A bank, literally “bench,” was what would now be called a counter or food preparation area, and every kosher home had both a milkhike and a fleyshike bank.
To be left on the dairy bench is to be shut out of something, unjustly excluded on the basis of a very... 
I received an e-mail recently from a reader who says, “My parents both came from Russia and I grew up in Brooklyn. I spoke nothing but Yiddish at home and I like to think that I can still speak it pretty well. My question is about the word schlock. I know what it means in English”––Webster’s defines it as “of low quality or value” and the reader is puzzled as to how it derives from the... 
The idea crops up periodically, generally on Passover, when the khomets-starved brains of certain West Coast executives––addled, some say, by a surfeit of matzoh-brei––go into overdrive and begin to smell money where the rest of us see nothing but Nyafat: “Why don’t we do a Jewish version of The Godfather?”
I can think of a thousand reasons why not, none of which stopped a reasonably... 